Conde, feeling things closing in on him, agrees to marry Queen Elizabeth of England. In a proxy ceremony, in which a loyal young girl stands in for Elizabeth, Conde “marries” Elizabeth. The marriage is short-lived as the home the young proxy girl is ... cont.
He is offered an escape: he can still marry Queen Elizabeth only if he becomes the King of France. That means he'll have to overthrow Francis and take the throne, a position he has a legitimate claim to. Back in France, Francis must make the hard ... cont.
Are we seeing the literal translation of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, where annoyingly cute little Anakin Skywalker wants to marry Queen Amidala? **GASP** Is Colin the chosen one, who will bring balance to the Force? **DOUBLE GASP** Will Colin the ... cont.
It would be hard for Mary to convince Francis to go easy on Condé, especially since he decided to marry Queen Elizabeth of England. Everyone knows that France and England are mortal enemies, and Condé's alliance with Elizabeth aggravated the tension ... cont.
After his failed attempt to marry Queen Elizabeth, or at least marry her proxy, Conde has increased the target on his back by about 10 times. It's an impressive feat, really, considering he was already having an affair with Mary. cont.
Snog Eve, Marry Queen Latifah, BFF Nicki Minaj. Oh, wow, talk about starting this week's S/M/BFF in a rough way. Damn. Okay, I'm snogging Eve because it is possible that I've had dreams of that for years and it is something I ... cont.
Before he can marry Queen Rotunda though, Mario loudly decides to tie his shoe, distracting everyone present and allowing Luigi to pour some Passion Potion in two nearby glasses. Seeing that Luigi has poured some Passion Potion into a ... cont.